She hates to be gone,
She was never here.
Along her way waiting is John,
All godly and shit, devil’s heir.
I knew it was not right
But it was never wrong.
Clothed candy, smile so bright,
Every bell in me head being rung.
And the first day it seemed foggy;
The two talkers hitting no green.
My heart was fast, steaming and buggy,
Tomorrow, what drama will there be seen?
I did not guess what would come,
Her friends around, words being whispered.
Me a lover boy, thrice the babe’s sum.
Damn it, I’m ruined, single and mistered.
-Lord eBay (and his mumbo-jumbos, 2016)